Dear Bobby Kotick,
Bobby. OH Bobby. Bobby Kotick, I’m not gonna yell at you. I can’t blame you. I want to, but I can’t. Like I can’t blame Roy Williams for 14 losses in one season.
Note to Bobby: Do Not Emulate
But like Roy, you’re responsible for what happens on your ship, Bobby. You are. And you just let two of the top boys on your team walk out the door, and you know they’re walking straight to the other team, and there aren’t any transfer regulations, and let me assure you, Mr. West and Mr. Zampella are elligible. And they’ll play, and you’ll be awfully lucky if they don’t make something to break your new “high-margin digital online” COD action-adventure in half.